I'm bitchy?
... When did you first notice?
No, kidding.
Those who say I'm bitchy have obviously done something to deserve that.
I like the occasional blood/gore/guts, but I don't like to cause it.
Especially because physical dead things scare the shit out of me.
No seriously. I went to a mummy exhibit one day and got scarred for life.
Not because one of the unwrapped mummies had a boner. That was only part of it. The whole exhibit in general gave me freaking nightmares.
Mostly it was the monkey...
ANYWAY.
If you do something wrong, you better own up, because I'm not a jerk for nothing.
ALSO:
Watch me pwn noobz. ;D